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This is the nine-hundred-thirty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return in the throne world in hell, where Topaz was confronted by a demon. Apparently.*

: Nonsense, as I’m not a demon! Yet, at least. And the only way that President is a demon is a BOOB DEMON!

: I assure you, that does not exist. Even if it did, I am not one.

: Say that to your bovine features, COW!

: I am not a cow either. I am human, and I would think that you would know that.

*The tanned girl looks quite angry.*

: Stop toying with me!

See? Toying with someone isn’t fun, it’s annoying and terrible!

: Quiet you! Just because you can’t see the appeal that I have doesn’t mean that you can mock me!

What appeal? I have no idea what people see in you, other than some minor things here and there! If anything I trust those that hate you more, as they’re more honest!

: Topaz…

Alright, fine. I’ll keep my thoughts about this terrible mystery figure for her blog. A shame that it couldn’t be talking about her, as number-wise it would be that date. But it works better later in November as it’s much too early.

: I blame daylight savings time. Somehow.

If only they didn’t need to save it to shoot the solar cannons at the space vampires when they approach Earth! Or am I thinking of a really bad movie I saw…

: I don’t know, but if only they could charge faster in sunny weather like a Venusaur.

Great example and reference. But I suppose that it is no time to be distracted. We have a blog to do.

: That’s right, and you’re going to be talking about the President rather than myself! I bet you’ll make yourself look like a gross pervert, nyahaha~

: I do not see how that is possible. After all, he is merely talking about me, and I am perfectly alright with bearing more than just my soul.

*The girl starts undressing.*

: Use me as your muse, Topaz! I wish for you to have a graciously creative blog on my part!

H-hold on! You don’t need to get naked for this! It’s not like I’m painting you or anything!

: This isn’t an art class! You shouldn’t show your ass!

I mean it’ll probably show anyway, what with it growing larger.

: My rear end will become larger as a result of this blog? That makes no sense.

*The serious TDB ponders this in a thinking pose. No, not THAT “thinker”, she’s still standing.*

: There is nothing that Topaz does that makes sense! He makes innocent girls get sent into space for no reason!

We wouldn’t have been up there if it wasn’t for Uzaki’s plan or something! Regardless it was an action of her own, and it’s not like she’s innocent!

: Maybe she meant Miruki who got sent who knows where.

I don’t know, this girl and Uzaki are often paired up due to both being incredibly annoying. Sadly sometimes Komi and Marin get caught up with them too, but they’re far superior girls who don’t deserve to be with the dregs of the romance genre.

: DREGS?! I’ll show YOU who the leftovers are!

I can see a rotten apple core right in front of us. And I don’t mean the president either!

: It seems quite odd to be called president by someone so much older than me…

*Topaz sulks in the corner.*

What do you mean? The Playstation and N64 aren’t retro consoles yet… The GameCube and PS2 are still pretty new after all…

: See what you did? You got him quoting a meme!

: Well, we cannot allow that. That is merely a slight improvement over normies and AI. As such, I shall sacrifice myself for the greater good!

: If only you sacrificed yourself out the window!

She’s not a TRAP. Though if you did that I would not mind.

: HEY! Are you going to let this woman-hating GROSS PERVERT speak to me like that?

I do not object to the perverse side, as some topics I talk about are about that sort of thing. And I might be gross, as that’s a personal thing.

: At least I don’t think you’re gross.

: From what little I have seen, other than your random references I do not see how you could be construed as “gross”.

: SHUT UP SHUT UP! Don’t be creating excuses for a reject of the human world like Topaz!

I’m not a reject! And I want to make a Dio quote but I’ve kept my humanity mostly intact.

: That is quite promising. I would be honored to have you talk about me.

Thank you. You’ll find that I am not as woman-hating as this girl seems to believe!

*Topaz is glared at by two cat-like eyes belonging to the tanned slender girl.*

: You actually think that? I know the truth, and you’re going to be so angry at me that my score will bomb!

I do agree that your score will be quite poor, but not due to my anger. Well, not directly at least as there’s a lot of your antics that I want to get out of my chest. But that shall have to wait!

: Indeed! Topaz, show me this art form you call a blog! I shall even disrobe for the purposes!

: KYAA!

*The TDB attempts to strip, but Riri is able to catch her in time and put the clothes back on.*

: For shame. I was hoping that you would allow me to bare myself.

Certainly not! We don’t need to be scolded by the higher ups! Meaning MAL at least. And enough stalling, as she’s given me permission so let’s say that...



: Eh?

*She looks surprised, and the others are surprised as well.*

Eh?

: Eh?

: What is the matter, cat? Do you have your own tongue?

: HISSSSS! It’s you and your dumb name! You mean you had one this whole time, and you never said anything?!

: You did not ask, and I had figured that Naoto told you and you had forgotten. Then asking would have been rude, but I imagined that you knew.

: But I’ve been calling you “President” this whole time! Do you really think that I would have had I known your name?!

: Yes. It is a sign of honor. Besides, you call Naoto “Senpai”.

: I-I mean that’s what he is…

*The tanned girl blushes “cutely”. Then she is back to being angry.*

: WHAT’S WITH THOSE QUOTATION MARKS?!

: They signify a quote, most of the time. But I believe that in this moment it is a matter of mockery. You should be familiar with that, Catgirl.

: I know, but I’m more appalled at him putting it in quotes!

As you deserve! Now, how about we get talking about Sana?

: Makes sense, but you still need to explain one thing. Where did you get that name?

: Well, no doubt my parents-

: NOT YOU! I meant Topaz!

Oh, apparently it’s used on a lot of sites. But from what I hear it’s because of her cousin’s appearance in the manga revealed the last name. The next chapter then brought up her first name, though both seem to be later than when the anime ended. So I guess I shouldn’t know them, but like I said other sites do. I do suppose that there were hints dropped here and there in the manga too, but then the creator ran out of ideas to tease and just exposed it.

: True, as there were times my name was obscured or otherwise hidden from the viewers. But now I shall act unimpeded, and that includes exposing more than just my name!

*Sana starts to strip once again, only to pause before the others could get her to stop.*

: Hmmm… Unusual.

*She pats her ass more, making her ass jiggle even under her tight panties.*

: Whazz the matter? Did you mess yourself? How humiliating! You fit with Topaz, you gross couple!

: Huh? Oh, no. I am just feeling my backside. To think that I have grown this much already…

*She continues to fondle her ass, blushing but remaining stoic.*

: I can only imagine that my bottom will become bigger as a result as well. We have much to talk about in terms of the blog, from what I imagine.

True as I’ve barely talked about your name.

: Then continue forward!

But of course! And as mentioned for most of the series she’s usually called “President” or something similar. Her name isn’t revealed until she graduates, and I still have to talk about it. “Sunomiya” seems to be a rare last name with the characters for “"ought, by all means, necessarily”, and "temple, shrine, palace". Considering her house is near a shrine, it is possible that this is a reference to the Sunomiya shrine in real life.

: It would appear you have done your research, even in a foreign language.

No, I just check wikis or Google to see what’s going on. As for the “Sana” part, I suppose that it could be a nickname for a longer name (like “Sanae”) but it’s only known after her cousin talks about her. Otherwise her name wouldn’t be known. As for the spelling, it seems to be made up with the characters for “thin silk/gauze” and something else that is hard to tell since it’s in hiragana. Japanese is a hard language.

: But you speak it so well!

That is only thanks to the translation abilities of the blog! Otherwise I’d be unable to communicate and you’d only appreciate my staring at your sweet can!

: This is no time for Simpsons references, Topaz!

Darn it! Is there time-

: NO! You can’t stare at her ass either!

: I shall allow it. Perhaps I’ll even take off my panties and-

*She starts to pull them down, mooning before the tanned catgirl glares with cat eyes and pulls them up.*

You fiend! No wonder you’re a yearly villain and mastermind! This must be your devious trick!

: You can see her dumb ass later, Topaz! No matter how big it becomes. But having the President strip this quickly will only be a slippery slope!

I suppose that makes sense, but if the slope is her round cheeks that just makes it sound sexier!

: A shame that I am not able to bare my soul to this work you call a blog, Topaz.

: I blame the censors, though I’m also glad that you’re not walking around like a nudist!

True, this is a clean blog after all! Well, other than girlass since there needs to be more of that in existence.

: Understandable, but if you must say something before I am willing to listen. Go on, Topaz. I wish to see you impress me before I bare my buttocks!

That’ll happen sooner than later. And you can call it an “ass” too.

: I see. Well, maybe next time.

Figured that you would understand. Now, let us begin the blog properly!

*With that, Topaz begins the blog. Sana is listening closely, waiting patiently while the tanned catgirl seems to be scheming.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Sana’s hair is definitely one of her strongest points. She has dark hair, seeming to be purple but I can’t quite tell for sure though the shade is certainly a beautiful color. Sadly her bangs aren’t blunt, but they are still full and reach about to her eyes which is a good length. Speaking of great lengths Sana has long hair, and it’s nice and straight down her back which gives her neck some nice contrast. Her hair is even waist-length, allowing her to show off her ass even if it rarely happens. The sides are nice and long too, reaching her chin and covering her ears mostly. For some variety she’ll occasionally have a ponytail which looks nice too. Overall Sana has some amazing hair, with the dark color, nice length and style, and about the only problem she has would be that she would need blunt bangs to become even more attractive.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Much like her hair, Sana’s eyes are extremely beautiful and have a great color to them. But that’s not the only great thing about her eyes either. Granted she doesn’t wear glasses, which is unfortunate (and only as far as I remember being fair), but otherwise she’s quite stellar. The red of her eyes are really great, with a dark color and contrasting her dark hair quite well. Her pupils are nice and round, making the color stand out as well. Sana’s eyes are tsurime, which is great as not only are they slanted and sharp, but the corners are emphasized in a really sexy way. Everything about Sana’s eyes are incredible and great, and while there isn’t too much to say her tsurime red eyes are really fantastic.
Grade: B+

===Face==
Sana has a great face, even if she is usually serious but there’s nothing wrong with that. She’s somewhat kuudere-like but not fully expressionless either. It’s more that she can have a fairly stern face, but that only makes it more dominant and sexy. I suppose that Sana does have a fairly noticeable nose, but it’s not that bad and she’s a very pretty character. Her chin and cheeks are also shaped quite nicely as well, and in general she’s very beautiful in a serious way. Overall while there isn’t a lot to talk about when it comes to Sana’s face, she is still very pretty and I like her stern, serious expressions too. Much better than a certain overexpressive cat, I suppose.
Grade: B

*Sana nods, with her arms folded.*

: I see, I see. So that is your perception.

Indeed, as you do have a really great head!

: FALSE!

*Her shouting surprised Topaz.*

Y-you don’t?

: Indeed! The proportions are not idea, as there are far better measurements that I could have at the minuscule scale! To see my appearance, your eyes must be quite terrible!

I mean that is true. It’s why I wear glasses.

: You should see how colorblind he can be.

: I see. I suppose that you do not have the qualities to know art as well as I do. But it is quite rough to paint or sculpt my appearance.

: That’s more because making a bust of you would use far too much clay! Get it, because-

: At least you are not the most art-illiterate person in this room, Topaz.

: HEY!

: That said, I do suppose that you have some different sort of guideline and are merely trying to explain it. I apologize for the interruption.

That is alright, as I was expecting something from you. That said, you do have a really great head as I said! Your long hair is extremely beautiful.

: My hair? I do wonder why?

Because I like long hair, and yours is a great length. Not only it straight but it reaches your waist or so which is a good length. Granted that does mean that you have coverhair at times.

: Coverhair? Oh, I suppose that you mean when I cover questionable places with my hair.

Precisely, specifically your chest as your hair isn’t long enough to cover your ass.

: Do you mean due to my normal length, or because my ass, as you call it, is even larger still.

*Sana shows off her ass, which had eaten her panties and pushed them deep into her crack. Her fat cheeks ripple as she smacks them.*

: It is quite bold of you to expand my buttocks so that my hips would easily break one and a half meters. And I do not mean a ruler, though I would be able to snap it in two with ease.

Sounds sexy, especially as it’s even bigger than your chest. But I’ll talk about that next. I also like Sana’s blunt-ish bangs and long sides, even if it’s not quite a hime cut it still seems quite nice. The variety is great as well.

: Thank you for the compliments, including the length as longer hair is more artistic.

Sounds sexy, as I want more girls to recognize that! Moving on, your eyes’ main issue seems to be the lack of glasses.

: One would think that would be a downside, but I suppose that wearing glasses yourself places you in a unique bias.

Yes, the bias that glasses are sexy! Another thing that more girls need to recognize are sexy! But I will also say that Sana has FABULOUS eyes!

: F-fabulous?

Certainly! The tsurime slope is really great, and I especially like the crimson color! It’s funny since she is associated with rabbits, and they tend to have red eyes too. It’s a very pretty color and goes well with the dark color of your hair. Even the circle pupil looks good!

: Do most girls not have circle pupils?

I suppose yes, but I mean that occasionally there’s a circle in the pupil that’s not the iris. It gives a little more emphasis to the eye, as faint as it is.

: I see. Perhaps you do have an artist’s eye.

I mean I have been working with this blog for years at this point. I know what I like. And as mentioned before, the shape of Sana’s face is great, and I like the small features. It’s a good artstyle for my tastes, despite the other failings with the series.

*Topaz glances at the tanned girl on the throne.*

: What? You mean ME?

Among other things, yes. Granted Sana has a few problems herself that are amplified, but those are for the next area.

: I do suppose she certainly IS “amplified”…

*She glances to the side.*

: Eh? Tell me what you mean, Topaz! Do not hesitate, as this is a request!

I suppose that I should, as we’re done talking about your head. But your dark hair and red eyes all look great! Still, we have to continue onward, so let’s go!

*With that Topaz begins the next sections of the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
This area has its ups and downs, sexual jokes aside. Sana has a very nice, curvy figure and is on the somewhat taller side at 177 cm. Her three sizes, at least as Pixiv says, are 108/62/94. A shame that she is so mamocentric, but that 94 hip measurement is really quite nice. Sana even shows off her bare ass occasionally which helps too, though more scenes would have been great as well. She even wins a competition with a picture of her ass the year before the manga begins, so go Japan appreciating asses even if the current year one was mamocentric (because of course it was). As for the rest of Sana’s lower body, her legs are decent but don’t really stand out. Probably the most interesting thing about her is that she doesn’t mind showing off, baring it all for the sake of art and feeling nature or the environment on her naked body. We don’t see anything too controversial, but it still helps that she’s willing to show off. Overall Sana does decently, even if she is utterly mamocentric, but she at least shows off her big bare ass and has a pretty nice body too.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Sadly as mentioned previously Sana is VERY busty. I think that she’s the biggest in the series, though it is possible for the manga to add and or grow a character larger which proves how much of an idiot the author is. Takes an idiot to choose idiot choices I suppose. That said, Sana’s chest is big in both the anime and manga, with a 108K chest size. However, to make matters worse is that she’s more exposed in the manga which causes awful whinebabies who can’t take 1% of the daily abuse Japan gives to lovers of female asses to complain and contrast the pictures online. Granted this isn’t Sana’s fault, but the real world is sadly plagued with such horrid leeches. Not only that, but there are terrible mamocentric scenes in the series and it also has a lot of dumb envy scenes. She doesn’t understand her own “strength” I suppose. That said, overall Sana does really poorly here even if she never shows off nipples (at least as far as I know) and people complaining online are idiots. So water is wet I suppose.
Grade: D

===Clothes===
As mentioned before, Sana is quite the nudist though not in the sexual way. As such, she probably wouldn’t wear clothes if it were an option and likes feeling the breeze on her bare skin. Still, she is usually forced to wear clothes. Early on this tends to be her school uniform which is just a white shirt with a blue jacket over it, a red bow tie, a long skirt, and pantyhose which looks nice on her. Other outfits include a bunny outfit, a judo uniform, an athletic top with pants, a skimpy sling bikini, a biker bodysuit though with a lot of cleavage (which she mentions she’s also commando in), and probably more outfits in the manga that I’m not as familiar with. Overall she does really well, with Sana wearing a lot of outfits even if it is a shame so many are mamocentric. If only she showed off her ass more!
Grade: B-

: Hmmm, to think that my artistic body would be judged so negatively.

*Sana places her hand on her chest, and it is immediately noticeable that she is no longer wearing clothes. Ririchiyo quickly grabs Topaz’s eyes, even if her sidelocks are covering her chest.*

GYACK!

: Just be glad that I didn’t poke your eyes out or something, Topaz!

True true, as I would have hated it more. But Sana! You’re naked!

: But of course, as you were talking about my body! I must display it so that everyone can appreciate it!

*Sana stands boldly, her hands on her hips. Her ass, which was even bigger, quickly gets focused on.*

: Oh? I do suppose that I took off my clothes after my undergarments tore. But they were destroyed so I figured that I could remove the rest of my clothes safely.

: You bunny-eared IDIOT! You can’t just take your clothes off here!

: But it is so warm down here.

Well, it is hell. Rhyme not intentional. Still, that is no reason to strip like you got all duds in a game of mahjong!

: You play the strangest games, Topaz.

I certainly haven’t played it. That said, I suppose that we can get back to Sana’s body.

: Only once she puts her clothes on! We can’t have her naked!

: But such a thing is freedom! And as said before, my… ass, as Topaz calls it, is far too large to fit into my panties. It has likely broken not only that but the two meter mark!

...Are you sure that I can’t see her, Riri?

: NO! Not until she puts the REST of her clothes on!

: I see. Such a shame that you cannot appreciate the human body and how artistic it is, but if you insist.

*Time passes as Sana gets dressed. She had some problems pulling her skirt up, her fat cheeks rippling but she barely gets it up. It covers her front fairly, but barely any of her huge ass is covered. Her hands glide across her flab, bouncing and jiggling it nicely.*

: Even my skirt had trouble getting on.

I mean you gained twice as big of an ass! Though I do appreciate your hips being 94 cm, as that’s really huge! Granted, Mammon still reigns supreme, but 94 is still a great size and puts her above Takane as far as fat asses go!

: I am unsure of who this Takane is…

One of the assiest girls who deserved more ass time. That said, you have a similar problem, at least as far as I know. You definitely could use more ass moments.

: Or any at all.

: She has SOME.

But not enough, especially compared to how large her chest is!

: Ah, I see. So you have that kind of censors.

I mean there’s that, but we still need to keep you from bouncing around in such a disgusting way! Not that your manga seems to help, and as said idiots only spread terrible memes around.

: Anyone who has shown that image to prove that the anime sucks should be put out of their misery.

Hey now. That’s cruel. The anime DOES suck.

: I meant in comparison to the manga. You can only sculpt a suitable sculpture when all you have for raw materials is pure feces.

: HEY! My series is NOT feces!

Sure stinks like it! As for Sana, while her chest is large she ALSO gets terrible jealousy moments as is often the case. It doesn’t help that 774 likes making his cows have 108 cm chests, as he’s done it in his other series as said by the wiki. Damn him and his sacred cows!

: Nice name for them!

Thank you, I’ll accept the medal from myself. Other than her chest Sana isn’t too bad, as I like her height and figure even if she needs more ass moments. Her outfits sadly show off a lot of her chest, which is a downside.

: My apologies. Shall I strip again so that it is not a problem?

: NO!

: I see. Suit yourself.

Thank you for understanding. Besides, we can see how colossal your ass is. Now, the school uniform isn’t bad as I like jackets, and she wears pantyhose which is always nice.

: I apologize as they have also broken due to the sheer size of my posterior.

Do not worry as I understand.

*Sana still bows to Topaz.*

: But I do appreciate you scoring my outfits well.

I mean they are pretty good ones, even if it is a shame so many are mamocentric. Like the biker outfit or bunny suit, for example.

: Some of that may be due to the lack of support, as I am not wearing undergarments in those outfits.

I suppose that is understandable, but it’s still unfortunate. Wait-WHY?

: Like I stated, both for artistic purposes and I do not enjoy being too warm.

At some point you have to wonder if you’re just an exhibitionist!

: I keep telling her that!

: I do like to put my art in exhibits, but I do not understand what you mean.

It means that you’re way too comfortable with your nudity and it bothers people around you.

: I see. I had not thought about that, even if I am often my own muse. I shall attempt to keep my clothes on, against my best wishes.

That’s a relief. And since I’ve talked about your body, how about we continue?

: I do imagine that you are missing a lot of artistic details, but I cannot be upset. Continue onward, Topaz!

With pleasure!

*Topaz then goes on with the blog, heading to the next sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality===
As mentioned earlier Sana is a serious girl, but as this is a comedic series she’s done in a villainous way at first. Once she becomes a mostly-reoccuring character she isn’t as villainous, but she still teases the lead Naoto. She was the art club president, which explains her nickname, and has won various competitions. However, once she leaves the club (due to exams and eventually graduating) she sees it as decaying due to the wild antics that happen in the club room. She’s very serious about art, even if it is portrayed as being villainous it makes complete sense. Sana is also quite helpful both to Naoto and her cousin Hana, as well as the other characters even if her ways of doing things are a little intimidating. Still, even with her sharp tongue she’s a good TDB and is quite helpful, and I like how she’s skilled at kendo even if that isn’t brought up too much in the anime. I’m sure that there’s more with her too, as the manga went on for a while, but being fair I’m not tolerating more Nagatoro to research that xD. Still, Sana overall is probably the best part of the show, being a beautiful TDB with a serious and aloof attitude that I tend to like, but also having a comedic quirk in her nudist antics. To make things better, Sana is voiced by Nana Mizuki who gives her a great deep voice. Other roles she’s done include Fate from Nanoha, Moka from Rosario+Vampire, and Tsubasa from Symphogear among a great many others.
Grade: B

===Libido===
Sana is fairly complicated when it comes to this area. On one hand she is definitely a nudist, not minding when people see her disrobed or naked even though they react in expected ways. She just doesn’t have shame when it comes to the human body, as she sees it mainly as an artistic way and thus it isn’t sexual to her. That said, Sana also isn’t that great at seduction, though perhaps that’s because she recognizes the chemistry of the main characters (or lack of and more the plot forcing them together). It’s a shame since Sana did have some interest in Naoto herself, which is a shame since Sana can be fairly dominant. She even attempts to kiss Nagatoro herself to escape a “do lewd things or you can’t escape the room” type of situation (which Nagatoro put them in).
Grade: B-

===Age===
Sana does quite well when it comes to this area, even if she doesn’t have an official age. She does graduate in the series and is a year older than the lead though. So she’s just slightly older but I do like older girls with younger guys so that helps. Her birthday seems to be June 19th, which isn’t anything too particular. Overall there isn’t too much to say about Sana, but she’s just barely out of high school so having a more concrete age would have been nice.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B-

: Speaking of fitting numbers, fufufu…

*The tanned girl snickers to herself.*

: I do not see what is making you laugh. But I appreciate you being forthright with your blog. You did not sugar coat it at all!

Certainly not, though some things I might have scored too high. But that’s more about your body and such rather than the topics that I talked about.

: I’m more surprised that she only did slightly better than Piscalot.

Being fair most of her issues are out of her hands, with two terrible “parents” being combined in some unholy ritual to create her series. At least Sana only has ONE terrible person, even if it is a doozy of one.

: I do not understand, as I have two parents.

*Sana is very serious, even holding up two fingers.*

I mean more in the art creation, not the biological way. And it’s not like Sana herself is without sin either.

: She has two oversized sinbags right up front!

: It is true that my chest is quite large, but it is nothing compared to my behind now.

*She fondles her ass, even arching her back to push her cheeks towards the camera. Her massive ass jiggles and shakes, while she lets out a sigh.*

: I can appreciate the beauty of my buttocks being so large that they cannot be hidden, but it is going to take so much paint in order to make my next artwork…

You could almost use your ass as a canvASS! Granted you wouldn’t be able to sit, but it would be the most famous painting in the world! At least among modern art.

: That sounds more trouble than it would be worth, as I could not angle myself properly.

You could get Naoto to paint it!

: NYAAAAH! No way!

*The tanned villain is quite upset by this.*

: True. It would not be me if someone else painted it.

: It seems like you are quite serious when it comes to artwork.

: But of course! I appreciate all sorts of work, which includes Topaz and his blog! But I must be vigilant and not distracted!

I can understand that! Granted I get distracted all the time, but such things happen. Still, Sana is a pretty good girl with a serious disposition. Granted that means that she’s a rules freak at times, or is portrayed as such.

: Rules freak? I do not understand.

: Didn’t you get introduced as someone that was trying to take the art club down.

: It did not have enough people, and I was afraid that it would be used as a hangout excuse. Luckily they were able to show me the quality of their art, so I held back.

Exactly. It’s not that Sana is a rules freak most of the time. Her abundant public nudity should make that apparent!

: I do not see why I must be arrested for such things, as people are far too sexual! To think that they cannot appreciate the artistic nature of nudity! No, they are far too addicted to smut and thus can only think of me in lewd ways!

: OF COURSE THEY WOULD! Just look at that oversized body of yours!

*Sana fondles her enormous cheeks, her hands seeming to disappear in her assflab.*

: It is quite large. But if you allow Topaz to blog you I am certain you shall become as large.

: Not at all! You think that I need something as disgusting as that?! Gross, gross, gross!

I sure hope that I won’t have you use that word 12 dozen, or 144, times! That’s like obnoxious Pink Cure levels of repetition!

: I do not understand, but on that topic it would appear that you are a fan of mine.

Of course, as you were the best part of the series for me! You’re very beautiful, have a kuudere or stoic personality, and have a great voice! I also appreciate your fondness for the arts too!

: *rolls eyes* Like there aren’t some OTHER reasons as well…

I mean sure, Sana does appeal to me body-wise, but I won’t push that too far in the blog. I’ve already discussed her body after all, even if I probably gave her more points than she deserved. Still, I don’t regret my actions and she is a pretty good girl.

: I appreciate the praise, and out of respect I shall not take off my clothes. Right now, at least.

That is a relief, even if you wouldn’t be able to hide your enormous ass either. Not that I mind, of course.

: True, it is hitting a similar part in my brain. Still, I can tell you appreciate my flirting.

Of course, as even if you hold back you’re very dominant due to your height and strength! It’s a shame you aren’t the lead, but then the manga would be different. I mean that is often the case, but hopefully you understand.

: Indeed. You would not have had to deal with this obnoxious cat.

: Don’t call me names, you bunny-eared PRESIDENT!

President isn’t an insult, it’s a title! Granted there are some DUMB presidents, but regardless. I do appreciate Sana’s libido though, as it’s very sexy even if it isn’t shown off as much in the anime.

: Not that we want more seasons of this.

True, as we probably didn’t even need the second! If only we got more seasons of far superior shows instead! And to finish up Sana’s blog, I do like her age as older girls are much better.

: I can understand that, both due to being closer to your age and your preferences for older girls.

*She nods from that.*

: Still, it would appear that you have discussed all the topics. Might I ask what you will be doing next?

Going to Disneywo-oh, I hope that meme is still around. That said, it looks like we have a certain cat to talk about next time!

: I see, so you have no use for me. I shall take my leave.

*As quick as Sana came last week, she left. Well, she went through the door, so it took a fair amount more time getting her humongous ass through, but regardless she left.*

Now it’s just us, and we’ll be looking at you!

: Unless you have more friends to throw at us, which I hope that you don’t.

Agreed, as her friends are more annoying than she is! Well, most of them at least.

: To think that you would insult my friends too! That’s it, Topaz! Now that you have come to me I shall release my secret weapon! The GRINDER!

Oh no! Not the gay sex app!

: What? NO! Not that! THIS!

*The girl activates a switch, and two large spiked columns come up. They start to rotate as well, showing their crushing intent.*

Luckily I just won’t walk into that! Unless it moves I suppose. What is even the purpose of it?!

: It’s the Topaz-killing machine, specially created to kill you! And do not think that you’ll have to walk into it either!

*She activates a button and the floor under Topaz starts to move towards the grinder. However, he is quickly pushed away by Ririchiyo.*

RIRI!

: To think that you would just stand there! Now lets… uh oh.

*She tries to leave, only to notice her clothing is caught on the belt leading to the grinder. It slowly pulls her towards it, but luckily Topaz finds a console.*

And fortunately it’s not the PS3 or something similar! I have to type out a word no doubt!

: Good luck finding out what word I-

It’s Lara, isn’t it?

*The tanned girl looks to the side, scratching her face.*

: Darn it, Topaz! If you know that this is a dumb reference then just hit the keys!

Sadly much like a Christmas song this keyboard has NO “L”!

: Looking for THIS?

*The villain is tossing a computer key in her hands.*

It won’t work without that, I tried to jam my finger in!

: Use something smaller! I’d make a joke but it would be rude and this isn’t the time for that!

: Gross, and I mean it that way. But do not worry, Topaz. All you have to do is find it-IN THE AI COMPUTER ROOM!

*She tosses the computer key into a room behind her, which seems full of similar-looking keys. The room shakes around, shuffling them up so that among the millions of artificially generated ones that can’t work all disguise the one that does.*

Oh no! I’ll never be able to find it! Let’s try something else then! R-A-R-A: NO! K-Q-R-Q-NO!

: I get the first one, but what the heck’s with the second?!

Just in case the keyboard was French, but like everything else they do they never seem to work nor be useful!

: You’ll never be able to free your assistant, and because of that failure you’ll be alone! As befitting a GROSS PERVERT like you!

I’m sure that I’ll be able to get Riri free and defeat you for good! Until then, see you all next week! Though it will be no time at all for me!

: I await the battle, as this is not the only tool I have. Nya ha ha~

: I hope that Topaz gets me out of here soon enough…

*With that Topaz ends the blog for this week. Will he be able to free Ririchiyo in time, or will be she crushed by the grinder? And who is this mysterious tanned girl that is confronting him? Find that out, and more, next week!*